A child says to his mother, "Mom there is a good news and a bad news.which one would you like to listen first?" mother said"the good news" the child says the good news is That i will not see tv from today. the mother says oh very good . what's the bad news? the child says my ball hit the tv and its glass broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha funny shit man. damn my mom would kill my ass if i did that.

damn my mom and dad will kill my ass

DAMN IF I DID THAT I WOULD LOSE EVERYTHING THATS FUCKING VALABLE

There is a Juice called Naked
a 4-yearold kid goes,Mommy can we go out and get Naked?
the mom gasps
He got spanked
Later the mom said why get Naked
Its a juice i like the kid says
Oh! the mom says
Can we get the Naked
The mom says Yes!
The kid didnt mean juice kind... hehe

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